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MOSES & THE STOLEN SHOES
There was a man named Moses who stole his friends shoes and eventually wore it to church.
On getting to church premises, he found out that the pastor was already preaching.On gettinhg to the door of the church building, he heard the pastor saying "Moses!Moses, remove your shoe for the land you are standing on,is a holy ground.
Mr Moses misunderstanding the point, quickly took off his shoes and went with them straight to the pastor you should have told me this privately and i would have returned them.Now that you've made it public what will you benefit from it? Surprise gripped both the pastor and the congregation.
NATIONAL ANTHEM
There was a man called Mr Kunle one day as he was travelling to warri(A town in Nigeria) on an expressway he stopped his car and switch off his engine, this event causes so many accident on the way.He was then taken to court.The following dialogue ensued.
Judged:-You were accused of switching off your car engine on the expressway unnecessarily,thereby causing so many accident, are you guilty or not guily?
Mr Kunle:-My Lord, i am not guilty.when i was in the car, i heard the car radio reciting the National Anthem and as a patriot and good citizen of Nigeria, I had to stop the car and stood attention till the radio finished.
FOR GOOD & FOR WORST
A woman oncetold her husband that anything that is his, is hers and anything that is hers is his.The husband agreed with the statement thoug with difficulty.One day, the husband husband received a phone call that his girlfriend had been delivered of a baby bot.The man was worried how to tell his wife, so he the thought of a plan.
Husband:- Dear, we received a phone call now.
Wife:- Okay who is the person
Husband:- It is our girlfriend she had been delivered of a bouncing baby boy for us.The wife on hearing this fainted
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